People love this place so I feel like the review below is minimal and needs some explanation - even though the concept of the restaurant is pretty simple - you get meats - you dip them into shit - so nevermind I don't need to explain myself- but I should because if someone actually were to read this and get their feelings hurt that I said this place will rape your wallet - then our relationship will be over before it begins and that hurts us both doesn't it so here is the background. When I wrote this I was kind of hating Rachael and her attitude and was really grumpy about this place because everyone always raves about it - and it is always in Denver's top restaurants of whatever the year - but who really trusts the consumer anyway - I know I don't. I was supremely disappointed with Vesta - it was so loud and the service was blah and the servers or waitstaff or whatever the christian name is - reminded me of the bitches who work at Buffalo Exchange like they are doing me a goddamn favor just to talk to me - like I owe them more than my tip. Like this one time - I found a super awesome pair of jeans on the major cheap at Buffalo Exchange and trying to be polite (which is a struggle for me) I mentioned what a great deal this was and the bitch face checker outer was all - that is because they are so last year and no one else wants them. YOU WORK IN A FUCKING USED CLOTHING STORE YOU ARE NOT SUPERIOR TO THE CONSUMER. THESE CLOTHES AREN'T EVEN FUCKING VINTAGE SO SUCK IT. I was so in the mood to get all Fried Green Tomatoes on her ass and run her over with my car but I didn't because I am a lady. Anyway - my point is that I am super mean about Vesta because the food wasn't that great and the sauces weren't that great - and the waitress needed to get dick choked - that is a reference to a fighting maneuver and NOT a request that someone shove a dick in her mouth - because that is rude and anti-woman. So there.
It has taken me many moons to try this Vesta Dipping Grill (shticky is for vaudville and not for eating) - I have heard fantastic things about this place, including Rachael Ray - who was in the Denver for either $40 or Tasty Travels or something - and she was all up on the Vesta. Maybe she just made it up - or maybe Bobby Flay hates her for good reason (we know she likes to bite the Oprah hand that feeds her - but I like her salad dressings - so I assumed she either knew what she was talking about - or wouldn't lie to me - considering all the places in all the Denver - she picked this place for dinner) anyway - she is a fatface liar.
1) The dipping sauces aren't interesting or delicious
2) The meats are not cooked or presented well
3) Dipping is for Atlantic City
4) DON'T GET THE SCALLOPS
5) Go to Chilis if you want your wallet raped
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