Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Z Cuisine is the best Goddamn Place in Denver (So suck it Thin Man)

I have now been to Z Cuisine twice and both times were de-motherfuckin'-lightful.

The End.

http://www.zcuisineonline.com/


Ok, I will tell you why. I went there a month or so ago and it was by far the best food and best ambiance of any restaurant in Denver and up there with any restaurant I have ever had the opportunity to get my filthy paws in. I ordered the lamb nicoise salad which sounds kind of lamerish maybe but my server had a special glow about him when he spoke of it and explained to me how the meat was cooked and sliced and all that shit which made me think - lamb and hard boiled eggs why not? Fucking gorgeous and I mean that in the classiest way possible. The wine list is pretty fab too - I went with some friends, one of whom is all fancy and shit and likes to order fancy wines - and I went with it because my jiu jitsu instructor says I need to be less combative in order to improve at the level I feel is required at this stage of my training - so I go with shit now - because I don't want to be that person who everyone is always all - that girl is such a combative Carol or whatevs - anyway - it was super delicious and that meat melted on my tongue - like unfuckingbelievably perfect especially for Denver. I guarantee that everything you put in your mouth, including the pate (which normally I don't love liver but this is pretty goddamn good) is fresh - and unbelievable.

The restaurant is in a very quiet location and it is a tiny place with the perfect lighting and the perfect servers and you can tell that people are dying to work there - and I wouldn't mind living there.

If you hate french food than I already think you are annoying but you should try this place - because hating french food is so 2007 - it isn't what you think it will be....oh, unless you hate deliciousness in which case we have nothing in common anyway.