Yes, I love a good deli. And yes, I love fine dining but I never thought they could be brought together with such grace and elegance. Masterpiece Deli is the most unbelievable combination of the two.
While I do feel more alive than I have in a long time after participating last week in an email sting operation in hopes of catching the motherfucker who broke into my friend's house and stole her laptop along with her soul since she was home at the time and he was carrying a hammer and she was scared shitless, so maybe food tastes better but I don't think it would be this extreme.
I feel like a shark who has tasted blood for the first time and all I can think about it how I want more of you Masterpiece Deli because you have given me what no one on this earth has ever been able to do. You have given me the best sandwich I have ever eaten in all my life, the Cuban Pork Sandwich. And the cuban pork sandwich is so incredibly easy to fuck up - I know this because every single cuban sandwich I have ordered in the past has left me feeling empty inside. Whether the pork was dry or the condiment associated with it was wrong or too sour or too sweet or the bread not capable of supporting a sandwich with such a depth of taste, or sometimes the pickles were just crappo, something was always slightly wrong - and even though I had heard great things, I was a little hesitant about ordering it as my first experience. Well, as it turns out this is the best sandwich I have ever eaten. This is partly because it is the only sandwich I have eaten at the Masterpiece deli so I imagine it will change with each visit. My friend ordered the brisket sandwich on a baguette and it was fucking gorgeous as well. I couldn't believe it. I want to work there. I have found a place I want to live all the time and it is inside of you Masterpiece Deli. I cannot wait to see you again. I hope you understand that I appreciate you more than anyone and my love is pure
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