Snooze I will suck face with you

Snooze
www.snoozedenver.com
2262 Larimer st
Denver, CO 80205
(303) 297-0700

Normally, I hate waiting for anything, much like most people. Unlike most people, I usually end up hopping up an down in a fit of rage when I have to wait for anything for more than 30 seconds - for example, I was once waiting patiently in airport security as the woman in front of me took her sweet-ass time taking one shoe off and taking the other shoe off and placing them in her bin - I HAD ENOUGH so I started jumping up and down (it is an involuntary reaction) and the security guard asked me if I had to go number one. Moral of the story, I do not do well when things go any which way but mine, which is why I have been avoiding Snooze for the past year as I have heard that there is always at least an hour wait and I knew that it would not end well.

I decided to go yesterday as I was promised that a cocktail, named the Snooze Julius would keep me from going insane and make the wait easier to take. Mission overly accomplished snooze julius. Getting my crunk on at 9:00am made the wait very easy to take.

Luckily, I was able to sober up during my wait and eat one of the all-time best breakfasts in the Denver. Not that it is difficult to do in Denver. As with many cities, Denver is saturated with breakfast choices and most of them are crapfests.

Snooze, on the other hand was fucking gorgeous and totally worth the wait. The service was great - and the pineapple upside down pancake with brown sugar butter was INCREIBLE!!! as they say in France. Usually, I prefer my salties to my sweets so we followed this number with some hashbrown medley of potatoes meats and cheese topped with a fried egg and it too was fantastic. I will go to Snooze again and again and I will try everything on the menu - and I will love it all and I will lover their coffee and I will get over the fact that the name Snooze is dorkus malorkus.

This is what I will do to you Snooze, if I ever get you alone.